So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
