it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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