I bet he comes in French.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Ladies don't puke and tell
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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