I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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