He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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