: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
