I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I need water and some morals
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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