I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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