Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
