I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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