So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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