I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I am available for nakedness
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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