Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Sorry about my life...
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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