i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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