u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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