My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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