I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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