You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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