So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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