quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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