Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Someone signed my nipple.
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