batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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