I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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