I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
how does that bad decision feel?
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