yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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