He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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