it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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