So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
