That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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