I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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