I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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