so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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