Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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