i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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