it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
