guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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