he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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