'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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