I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
This is the high leading the old right now
being pregnant is like rehab
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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