So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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