Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
people are starting to question the shark bite story
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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