i jhust puked up my retainher.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
