Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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