You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
now i know why i became what i already was.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
