Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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