those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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