i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
