Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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