On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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