the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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