ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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