I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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