no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
love makes seman taste better
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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